December 2009
November 2009
B: So the two guys I actually exchanged numbers with on Saturday texted me
A: Oh really? Details?
B: A Persian graphic designer raised in Sweden and a BAR passing lawyer from Santa Monica
A: My god woman it's just raining men on you lately
B: It's always raining men, I just usually carry an umbrella
Again, it’s never going to be good news if you...
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Sad news to confirm
Since being spotted out solo quite a bit lately, rumors that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had split were starting to stir. Unfortunately, it is true: the adorable Hollywood coupling is no longer.
“Sex relieves tension - love causes it.”
– ~ Woody Allen (via gatekeeper) (via shany)
Re: photos of myself
Curious little bumble bee,
There was a point, when I first started writing, where my name, face, etc was public information on my blog. That was when I had approximately um 5 readers. When there was a sudden and extreme burst of followers, and curious Sherlock holmes prying into my life, it became apparent that my identity (and that of those I care about and associate with) was in jeopardy. So I...
I want to wake up where you are.
There are few feelings as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to somebody who’s mere existance makes you smile.
I picked up Mitch Albom's latest book last night....
I'm gonna play some rockband tonight. Nothing says...
iamchrysanthemum:
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icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:
Whatever You Like...
Goodness gracious I hate it when I can't read my...
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“They say I’m a womanizer,” he complained. “I say...
John Mayer
“What do you think is stronger: a dozen press articles that say I’m this guy, or...”
– John Mayer-Details Magazine (via vanillajelly) (via fuckyeahjohnmayer) (via persuade)
Mmmmmm, my man.
"Dating is a failing proposition; you just have to...
Wise words, and from a Bruin!
Do you lie and say the sex is great, say nothing...
I don’t think I could just flat out be like “that was great” when it wasn’t. Faking an orgasm, sure, but a blatant lie like that - don’t think I have it in me. I’d probably burst into laughter.
sine-qua-non:
brightlywound:
Bon Iver - Skinny...
If there is one thing I learned from the dramatic,...
iammiki:
hautelikecouture:
And so, what will be will be.
Why are almost all doctors douchey? I had one, temporarily, in my life who I nicknamed Doctor Douche.
The God complex. They think the MD stands for Mini Deity. Don’t get me wrong, they obviously do incredible things that I can hardly begin to wrap my head around but it wouldn’t hurt them [particularly the eligible...
Sit on Sexy Santa's knee at Elisa B.
Stop by on Saturday between 6 and 8 p.m. for a photo of you telling hot St. Nick what you want for the holidays. He might even give you a … candy cane. Check out all our new arrivals, and the return of the “wish book.” (You jot down your heart’s desire, and we steer spouses and significant others toward the right gifts.) Any purchase on Saturday enters you to win Santa’s...
Where has Hohan Trout Pout been lately?
If there is one thing I learned from the dramatic,...
And so, what will be will be.
Sunday Funday.
Redbull vodkas all around.
Some people never go crazy...what truly horrible...