January 2012
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Voiceless.
Quite literally,
I have no voice.
Attending four or five holiday parties a week
every week
for the last three weeks
has left me unable to speak.
I have battled myself all day
trying to decide whether I should suck it up
and just put on a name tag
and attend at least one of the New Year’s eve parties
I have been invited to.
I’m currently on my couch
in leggings...
December 2011
Horseshit.
Miu Miu @ NAP
Seriously, Miu Miu?
$230 for gingham, plexiglass crystal
CLIP ON earrings?
Today in ad campaigns…
Raquel Zimmermann for Nina Ricci Spring 2012 [click for full size]
What a stunning ad.
If it’s always been your dream
to blend in with the wallpaper in your grandmother’s hall bathroom
J.Crew is making your dreams come true.
And it’s on sale!
Please note,
this is not a dress
but rather seperates
that for god only knows what reason
they styled together.
In their defense,
it pairs wonderfully with the model’s come hither expression,
no?
Today in ad campaigns…
Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2012
In a 3 looks.
Dsquared² Pre-Fall 2012.
They never disappoint.
Finally.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley // December 27
Those boots are the fugliest.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley: 50,982
Rest of the world: 1
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Have you, like, ever dated a normal guy?
We had all had a bit too much to drink
and the conversation had abruptly become about my seemingly permanent single-hood.
At first the question seemed ludicrous.
Then I paused a minute
and skipped through the last three or four men
I bit my lip and finally announced:
of course I have,
my last serious relationship was a normal guy.
Yes, we all...
HM hm hm.
Kate Moss for Marie Claire (South Africa) // January 2012
Maybe because it’s for South Africa
but I feel like she’s totally channeling Charlize here.
Gouging.
Christian Louboutin - Marquise leather clutch @ NAP
Apparently Monsieur Louboutin
wants women to be well armed this spring.
First the shoes
and now this clutch.
Men everywhere better watch their asses.
Resolutions.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley December 21 // December 24
One of them is going to be to just
be more like Rosie.
Nobody does it better.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley // December 21
A cross between Rosie and Miranda
would be my idea of impeccable styling:
chic, unfussy and totally on point.
Kate Beckinsale for Harper’s Bazaar (Russia) // January 2012
Standard.
Miranda Kerr // Decemberf 21
Just Miranda being Miranda.
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Bottega is always the beginning of the end
I wrote as a caption to the photo I was sending,
the photo being of a glass of bourbon,
neat of course,
which I decided would be the perfect way to follow up the flute of champagne I had just downed.
I go there too often
I do this all the time
I pick a place
I make it my place.
Bottega happens to be multi purpose:
I can go early in the morning...
Funktional @ Shopbop
This is interesting
I sort of like it
but I feel like I would be begging for a filthy mcnasty nipslip.
Priorities.
Rachel Zoe // December 19
I think she handles her Brikins with more care than she handles Skyler.
Sultry.
Emma Watson for Lancome
This.
Angelina Jolie for Interview Magazine // December 2011
The funny thing is
I never thought Angie was all that beautiful until she aged,
gracefully.
When everyone was all over her skanky, vial of blood wearing self
I was cringing
and making mental notes that sexy and beautiful are not one in the same.
Caption.
Vannesa Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale // December 19
“Get back in the car you silly bitch, I don’t want to be seen in public with you,”
because really
what the fuck is she wearing?
in other news,
really really love Tisdale’s casual get up here.
This has to be, like, my favorite part of the annual, shiteous Kardashian holiday card.
Just look at these three.
Something blue.
Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2012
Today in ad campaigns…
Cushnie et Ochs Spring 2012
OH how I love all of their shit.
Royalty.
Prince William, Catherine Duchess of Cambridge & Prince Harry // December 19
I am probably one of the few who doesn’t really give a shit about Kate Middleton
but,
there is something to be said for this Alexander McQueen gown.
Easy.
Kate Beckinsale // December 18
Never overdone.
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Perfectly simple,
simply perfect.
Phillip Lim Pre-Fall 2012
Fierce.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley // December 17
Golden.
Blake Lively in Gucci Resort 2012 // December 15
Like, but don’t love.
She is also wearing a shirt from the same collection.
Intermix Resort 2012 Lookbook
Intermix’s sale section totally sucks every time I see SALE and get my little hopes up
but I forgive them because of their consistently excellent, well styled lookbooks.
Take a peek.
and while we’re on the subject…
Christian Louboutin - astroid // Spring 2012
who needs pepper spray when you’ve got these monstrosities?
Wow, wow holy cow.
Christian Louboutin - Maggie // exclusively @ Saks (& Louboutin boutiques), $1,395
Certainly not for moi
but for the craziest, most gllittery of sloots
have at it.
St. John Pre-Fall 2012
Say what you will about St. John being for old hags who lunch,
really does anyone under 50 wear any of their shit?
but I am all about their crisp, clean, lady like designs.
Vamp it up.
Charlize Theron // December 13
I feel a lipstick obsession coming on.
Did some browsing…
going to have to make my way over to Nordstrom to try these in person:
Tom Ford - black orchid // Nars - fast ride
Part II.
Versace for H&M Cruise 2012 [via]
Zero interest in any of it but I thought this look from the lookbook
was sort of cute
in a “I wouldn’t be caught dead in it” sort of way.
Dior Spring 2012 [via Catalina Su]
This is so pretty I could never bring myself to use it
not that I have any idea how to apply eye shadow in the first place.
Opinion time.
Reed Krakoff @ Netaporter, 70% 0ff (!)
Fugly or fulgy cute?
I’m leaning towards fugly cute
because I’m seeing super skinny dark denim
and oversized knits
+ these bad boys.
Drape me.
Helmut Lang Pre-Fall 2012
Totally has that model off duty edge.
Kate Winslet for Glamour (France) // January 2012
Fugly.
Sophia Bush in Chris Benz Spring 2012 // December 12
The only thing I can safely say I like is her lipstick.
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Possibility - Lykke Li
—
Fuck Twilight
...
Sparkle.
Naeem Khan Pre-Fall 2012
Always.
Victoria Beckham // December 10
Drama, drama, drama.
Zac Posen Pre-Fall 2012
Shopbop fail.
I would rather suck an exhaust pipe than wear any of these looks to a holiday party
or to anything for that matter.
Khloe Kardashian // December 8 // December 7
I don’t know about that stupid fucking headband
but those Alejandro Ingelmo boots are totally fugly cute.
Fresh.
Kate Bosworth in Mulberry Spring 2012 // December 8
Work it.
Burberry Prorsum Pre-Fall 2012
Work wear inspiration
especially since it’s fucking freezing.
Lips.
Rachel Zoe // December 7
I must know what color she has painted her mouth
it’s fucking beautiful.
Olivia Palermo // December 7
This is pretty much what I am planning to wear to a holiday party on Saturday.
I get to drink my ass off with a bunch of nerds who are building spaceships for Virgin Galactic;
studded Valentinos seemed like the obvious footwear choice
but now I’m just sad that Mr. I still don’t know his name but is so incredibly hot
will not be my other...