Haute Like Couture

       Adam Levine + slooty ho 

Just what the fuck is this fuckery?

I’m all about slits and shit

but seriously

it’s like she WANTS us to see her hot pocket.

How does she walk?

Is it taped to her leg?

Questions I need answered.

       Taylor Swift in Zuhair Murad Fall 2011 Couture

       Rihanna in custom Armani

Few things stop me in my tracks like the perfect black gown

with a thigh high slit

and an open back.

       Katy Perry in Elie Saab Spring 2012 Couture

       Fergie in Jean Paul Gaultier Spring 2012 Couture 

       Victoria Beckham Fall 2012

In 1 look.

       Gisele Bundchen closes Alexander Wang Fall 2012