Holy shit you guys,
I, like, totally forgot about Heidi Montag.
Heidi Montag // November 11
I feel like she should be in sweatpants
and telling the paparazzi that
“sweatpants are all that fit me right now.”
Look how giant her ass is.
Or maybe she had implants.
It is Heidi, after all.
—
I don’t have to explain myself
and usually would not
but those of you who are not familiar with the heavy snark that carries my writing
seem to be disturbed by this post
to you I say only this:
take me lightly.
Only posts tagged as ‘personal’ carry any weight.
